CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your inbox. We're talking atrocious amounts of scammy emails packed with vile porn. These losers are trying to trick you out of your hard-earned cash, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any buttons in these emails, and flag them immediately. Stay safe out there!